drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

imhella:

me lookin at ur blogimage

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

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flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

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corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

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aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via urso2000andlate)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via parkingstrange)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

(via fuckme-1direction)

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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