tropius:

hentaimillionaire:

nosdrinker:

funisawful:

Lol vegans that get in your face about eating meat are annoying. Like chill out brah I’m not eating your cat. I’m eating an animal made for eating.

this post is about slam dunks now

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(via nasturbate)

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

(via ahoranlife)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via alt-j)

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via seriosuly)

(Source: rumour, via wankbankofamerica)

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

(Source: tumboy, via foreveralone-lyguy)

(Source: adirgeinthevoid, via funnun)

kill-whitepeople:

greatest headline of this century 

(via miery)

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kill-whitepeople:

greatest headline of this century 

(via miery)

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ashtonbangme:

Is this a joke im gonna cry

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ashtonbangme:

Is this a joke im gonna cry

Anonymous:
How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once